The Stethoscope (Decorative)

The Stethoscope (Decorative)
Vintage

This stethoscope was acquired under circumstances that are not relevant to the current listing. It has never been used in a professional capacity. It lives in a closet. It is art.

Condition: Pristine. Suspiciously pristine.

Use case: Decorative. Only decorative. Please stop asking follow-up questions.

Included accessories: The stethoscope, one carrying case (also decorative), and a certificate of non-clinical intent (handwritten, legally non-binding).

© 2026 Andria N. Bobbig
This is a work of parody. Any resemblance to a registered nurse named Adrianna is fictional and will not be discussed.