An Open Letter to the Staff at Smile Tiger Coffee

An Open Letter to the Staff at Smile Tiger Coffee


Dear Marco,

We have known each other for three years. Every Tuesday and Friday I sit at the corner table by the window and order the same oat latte. You have my card on file.

And yet, every single time, the cup says: Adrianna.

I changed my order name to “Smith,” and last Tuesday you handed me a cup that said “Smith Adrianna” as if I were a business card.

I am asking only for the fundamental human right to be addressed by a name other than one’s own.

I will see you Friday. (The oat latte. You already know.)

— Andria N. Bobbig

© 2026 Andria N. Bobbig
This is a work of parody. Any resemblance to a registered nurse named Adrianna is fictional and will not be discussed.